Shopping Lists
I am really sorry, but I have sold you a bill of goods. You’ve been had. This is a blog - not actually a collection of shopping lists. Or is it? I will make you two promises on this blog: 1. You will get lists; 2. The lists will be entirely useless in Tesco; 3. They will be meticulously numbered.

3 Things that Never Quite Happened
I am full of ideas but many of them never see the light of day. This blog post just barely made it out alive.

3 Things I Hate about my Past Self
Past Judith is an entitled selfish bitch who doesn’t pull her weight and here is why.

4 Stages of Writing a Sonnet
I am sure you are dying to know how I go from a blank page to a sonnet about Dominic Cummings. Well, here you go, in 4 easy steps. Roughly.